THOUSAND YARD STARE

ALARMING

...and another thing. Why oh why do alarms keep going off once darkness falls? and there's never anyone you can get to deal with it. Council don't want to know, neighbours don't get involved and you have to be Sherlock Holmes to locate a contact number! Oh my gosh it is so infuriating when your'e TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!

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Shouting is the new talking. The 6am shout. The mobile phone shout. The pubs have closed shout. The 'yes you're next to me but I'M STILL GOING TO SHOUT' shout.

just stop shouting...please

IS THAT THE SUN I SEE BEFORE ME

It would appear that a drought beckons...

WATER WATER EVERYWHERE

THE WETTEST DROUGHT EVER WHEN WILL IT EVER END?

EXPECTANT ARSENAL

Here's pregnant woman at an Arsenal with two machine guns folks

ZERO point ZERO

Coke Zero masquerading as a can of lager; every late night corner shop reach into the fridge for one more beer drinkers nightmare!

http://youtu.be/i-hXcRtbj1Y

When combined with confectionary