ANOTHER YEAR ANOTHER NAIL IN POP CULTURES COFFIN

DON'T BLAME IT ON THE SUNSHINE

DON'T BLAME IT ON THE MOONLIGHT

DON'T BLAME IT ON THE GOOD TIMES

 BLAME IT ON THE HARBINGER OF DEFLATED HOPE AND INFLATED EGOTISM.

BOXING DAZE

BIONIC X-MAS

 'The Six Million Dollar Man':

"A Bionic Christmas Carol"

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

THOUSAND YARD STARE

ALARMING

...and another thing. Why oh why do alarms keep going off once darkness falls? and there's never anyone you can get to deal with it. Council don't want to know, neighbours don't get involved and you have to be Sherlock Holmes to locate a contact number! Oh my gosh it is so infuriating when your'e TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!

blah blah blah

Shouting is the new talking. The 6am shout. The mobile phone shout. The pubs have closed shout. The 'yes you're next to me but I'M STILL GOING TO SHOUT' shout.

just stop shouting...please